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Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
x-9-11-11-x-x x-7-9-9-x-x x-5-7-7-x-x x-0-2-2-2-x x-x-0-2-2-x x-0-2-2-3-x
Dsus2 B6sus
x-x-0-2-3-0 x-x-x-4-5-4
[Intro]
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
[Verse 1]
Dmaj7sus2 A
My keyboard's like my heart
Dmaj7sus2
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
A
I don't know what is wrong with me
Dmaj7sus2
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny)
A
I have trouble speaking to women
Dmaj7sus2
Unless they're 2D or high definition
A
Spend all my time on social media
Asus
This is the state that I'm in
Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 A
[Verse 2]
Dmaj7sus2 A
My Twitter feed's like my brain
Dmaj7sus2
'Cause I have it on dark mode
A
Memorise everything she says
Dmaj7sus2
So I can use it to guess her passcode
A
She's beauty, she's grace
Dmaj7sus2
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
A
To try and get more sponsors
Asus Dmaj7sus2
To try and get more sponsors
[Chorus]
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 Dmaj7sus2
But why don't you care?
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2
I have spent the past ten years of my life
Dmaj7sus2
Making you prepared
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2
You're political enough but not contrary
Dsus2
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Dmaj7sus2 A D
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
B6sus
The internet has ruined me
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
Hmm-mmm
[Verse 3]
Dmaj7sus2 A
Look, I know I must sound insane
Dmaj7sus2
But that's part of the package
A
If she can't handle me at my worst
Dmaj7sus2
She don't deserve my mental baggage
A
I know you want six foot four
Dmaj7sus2
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
A
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
Asus Dmaj7sus2 A
I think I might be a threat to myself
Dmaj7sus2 A Asus
A threat to myself
[Chorus]
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 D
But why does she run?
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 D
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2
It feels like my ideas of affection
A
Are based around artificial perfection
Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 D
I just want to appease
B6sus
The internet has ruined me
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus
[Outro]
Dmaj7sus2 A
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7sus2
We used to sleep on call together
A
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7sus2
We used to sleep on call together
A
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7sus2
We used to sleep on call together
A
We used to sleep on call together
D
We used to sleep